You seem like a nice girl, Helen. And you're a friend of Ravi and Nilma's.
All right, we're looking for a receptionist.
The pay is 17.50 an hour, the hours are nine to five.
So, how does that suit you, hm?
I always thought I could have a career in used cars one day.
We don't sell used cars. Previously owned or prior-owned cars.
Prior-owned.
Now, you just have to pass one little test, OK?
Ravi to Parts.
Ravi to Parts. Ravi to Parts.
Ralphy to the showroom.
Yeah?
Helen to Payroll.
Hello.
She made the cover! I know this girl. I know her.
- She looks beautiful. - So how many copies d'you want?
None.
Good. Get your hands washed, guys. Hey, you, look, look, look. Hello, hello.
- Hello, sweetie. Happy Mother's Day. - Happy Mother's Day.
- You. - Aunt Jenny, hey.
Oh, gosh. Everybody, please sit down. All right. We're going to eat right away.
So, um, did you remember to bring your letter?
- Oh, of course I did. - Mm-hm. Oh.
- Not until you show me yours. - Well, why don't we just do it after dinner?
- Stay!
What happened with the train? Was there a delay?
No, no. Audrey was making samosas at Nilma's, so we caught the next train.
Mm-hm. Just one?
Well, they were hungry so they ate them on the way.
Can I help you with something, Jenny?
You know what? I've got everything organized.
Ooh. Ooh.
Sweetie, what did Mommy say about kicking when she's having a conversation?
You need to wait until she's finished.
Thank you very much.
Did you just boss around the unborn?
It's never too early to start learning manners.
OK, kids. We're ready.
Whoa!
Wow!
- Oh, my gosh. - Look at that. Hey, guys.
- Holy cow. - Yeah.
- Oliver, did you wash your hands? - Yes, Mom.
Everything tastes great, honey. You shouldn't have to cook on Mother's Day.
You know I don't mind. Being a mom is the greatest job on earth.
I know your mom felt that way.
- Jenny. - What?
We all love her. We miss her. We can mention her. Can't we?
I don't like to.
Me neither.
You know, would you kids like to talk about what you've been reading?
- Harry Potter. - Harry Potter.
- Stuff by Shank 54. - Huh.
- That sounds interesting. Who's that? - He writes poems.
On the side of our building. With spray paint at four in the morning.
Sometimes I help when I can't sleep
because Aunt Helen's on a date or Audrey's on the Internet talking dirty
or Sarah's crying because we forgot to feed her again.
Henry.
What?
Jenny, no.
Henry, what are you talking about? Is this some kind of joke?
I don't know why you keep saying things like this.
It's not funny.
- I thought it was funny. - Thank you.
Henry was making all of that up, Jenny. Jenny, what are you doing?
"When a problem comes along you must whip it. Before the cream..."
- Jenny, give me my letter. - That's it?
That's all she left behind to explain why she chose you?
- The lyrics to "Whip It"? - It makes sense to me.
What is it with you two and that song? It's ridiculous. I don't get it.
- Exactly! - What are you saying?
That that's the point? I'm no fun? That I don't get things? That I never make jokes?
Show me your letter.
No.
No? No? What do you mean "no"?
We said you would read my letter and I would read yours.
This is not a letter.
These are lyrics. Nonsensical lyrics. This is not a letter.
If this was a letter, you could read my letter, but this is not a letter.
Not a letter?
What?
You are a smug,
bitter, colossal bitch.
OK. Guys.
I think this is a good time to take Origami for a walk.
No, we'll miss the fight.
If you're finished, I think I'd like to serve dessert.
You don't wanna help me, you just wanna judge me.
Let's all go into the living room and listen to Jasmine play the piano with one arm.
You just wanna prove that you're a better mother than me, that Lindsay was wrong.
Why would I need to prove that? Of course I'm a better mother than you.
I've been doing it forever. But does that matter? No. She still chose you over me.
Exactly. She chose, Jenny. Not me. I had no control over it.
You're angry with me because of a decision that she made for me.
" Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is...
I am giving up everything for these kids, and you have no idea what that's like.
I don't know what it's like? How do you think I got this way?
Whatever this way is that's so particularly unfun and funny.
- Who changed your diapers? - Don't start with that.
Mom died when I was seven.
- Who fed you? Who baby-sat you? - Lindsay was there, too.
Lindsay was in New York trying to be a dancer
and I was at home not having a normal childhood
cos I was too busy being your mommy.
And you're Tra-La-La Helen.
So... free.
Miss Party-Party-All-Night-Long and I never ever got to feel like that, ever.
Not once.
I don't wanna fight any more.
Happy Mother's Day.
42 - foul.
- Flagrant. - One minute left.
Maybe I can come see you DJ sometime.
I don't know, Miss Audrey. I'm not spinning no kids' birthday parties, you know?
- You got a fake ID? - Course.
Nurse Wilson says he's OK.
When's Henry gonna play, Aunt Helen?
Uh...
Hey, Coach. This isn't the NBA Finals.
What happens to "everybody plays"? Why don't you put Henry in?
3, 2, 1.
And Saint Barbara's wins.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- Hi. Excuse me. What is your problem? - Aunt Helen, please.
I know, I... He could be one of your best players.
He doesn't wanna play so you need to square that away with him.
- You're the coach. - Just forget about it.
I'm gonna go change.
I'm sorry that I yelled at you, Dan, but I've been battling with the kids,
I'm fighting with my sister and we're too stubborn to talk to each other.
I guess I'm just edgy.
Hey, nobody ever said it was gonna be easy. Right?
Yeah, try doing it on your own.
We got a lot of people around here who do.
Matt Higgins' mom, she took a pay cut, she works out of her house.
And Tommy Meyers' dad is with the kids all day long, then he works at night.
I mean, it's tough, but it can be done.
- Hey, you know what you need? - A nanny. But I can't afford one.
You need some fun. I'm just the man to provide it.
What are you doing on Sunday?
- Going to church, of course. - Yeah, right.
Nice try.
- You and the kids. Sunday afternoon. - What do you have in mind?
Today we're at the Central Park Zoo, where every spring a prayer is said,
blessing the animals and the newborn babies.
Pastor.
Dear Lord, we humbly ask that you bless these animals
and all your creatures throughout the world.
Blessed are you, Lord. Amen.
OK, who wants a private tour of the zoo, huh?
- Yeah! - Yeah! All right, Pastor Dan.
" I do believe it
" I do believe it's true
" Mm-hm-hm
" Whoa-oh
" Mm-hm-hm
" It's a light and tumble journey
" From the east side to the park
" Just a fine and fancy ramble to the zoo
" But you can take a crosstown bus if it's raining or it's cold
" And the animals will love it if you do
" If you do
" Something tells me it's all happening at the zoo.
- We had a really great time. - I did too. I'm glad you guys came.
- Thanks again, Pastor Dan. - Sure.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Thank you, Pastor Dan. Loved the sea lions.
Henry, give that back to her. Don't do that. That's not nice.
- He is so bad sometimes. - They're cute, though.
Listen, I'm not very good at this, so I'm just gonna ask.
You wanna go out with me sometime?
- What? - You and me, on a date.
Oh, no. I made you abandon your vows?
I know you think that I'm probably worth it, and I'm not. Go back to God.
I can't be responsible for this.
Hey, Helen. I'm a pastor. I'm a Lutheran minister. I can date.
I can get married, have kids, watch dirty movies.
- Really? - Yeah.
OK, I can't watch dirty movies, but we're pushing for it, so, you know.
- What d'you say? - I'm really flattered, Dan, but I...
I can't.
I'm sorry. I had a great day, though, today.
OK.
- Pastor Dan just asked me out. - That is so weird.
I can hear ya. I'm still right here, OK? Go... go inside and do that.
Way to go, Pastor Dan.
The guy on stilts was a great gimmick. It beats balloons and bunting.
Thank you so much.
There are a couple of customers wandering outside. Focus the wanderers.
Sales associate to the parking lot, please.
Sales associate to the parking lot.
Sales associate?
Leo. The guy on stilts is looking down my shirt.
Hey! Mini-Me. Watch I don't break your kneecaps.
Think you can reach them?
Hi. Helen Harris. Welcome to Massey Motors.
- Leo Dileo. - Pleasure.
- Ahem! - And that's Rene DeCarlo.
- Hi, Rene. - Hi.
All right, Leo, let's see if we can find you something you like. Follow me.
- You know, I bought a lot of used cars... - Previously owned.
We got a nice silver Volvo over there. It's a great family car. I mean, if you have family.
- Just a rich bachelor. - That's what I thought.
You don't want this one. Oh, wow.
I forgot we had this baby.
I think I know why. It looks like a jukebox.
Only a handful of these were made. Earmarked for special customers only.
Like in the old days when guys like Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra
used to special-order their cars right from the factory.
- You're kidding. - Sir, three things we don't joke about:
Elvis, Sinatra and Lincolns.
But, like I said, for special customers only.
Honey, I own every hot-dog stand in Rockaway.
Not the beach, but, still, I can afford to pay well over sticker for this. And cash.
It's getting a little windy. Are you sure it's all right?
- Yeah, it's OK. - OK. You sure?
You want a deal on a previously owned car? Then come to Massey Motors,
where you can see me, Mickey Massey. It's a...
- Mickey, Mickey. - You're not gonna believe it. She sold it.
Bye, Leo. Drive safely.
She gets a ham.
Yes, I did.
Hey, kids. I'm home.
- Do we have mustard? - I don't know. Why?
Because we got ham.
I sold a car.
- Yay, Aunt Helen! - Go long, Henry, go long.
- And she takes him down. - You got that pigskin down.
I don't know.
OK.
Hey. What's up?
Hippo's mommy and daddy are still on vacation.
We're gonna go slice the ham.
- I'm the man, I should slice the ham. - You're no man.
- They've been gone a long time. - That's because they went really far away.
Where did they go?
Honey?
Sarah, where did they go?
Heaven.
That's right, sweetie.
That's right.
And now there's no one to give him a birthday party.
- When's Hippo's birthday? - Now.
Now?
Say "Hippo."
Hippo.
- It's a keeper. - Great.
Vince, thanks again for doing this on such short notice.
You're sure hanging out with a new crowd these days.
Yeah, well, tonight is a very special night. You see, it's Hippo's...
Excuse me, the VIPs. Excuse me.
Hey, Vince. We're here to celebrate. Devon just got the new Polo campaign.
Yeah, he's the Ralph Lauren underwear guy.
Congratulations.
Hey, Devon. Congrats.
- Are you ready for your dessert? - Yes, please.
- Can I get you coffee or tea? - Ooh, can I get a cappuccino, please?
- Decaf. And I'll have a real one. - OK.
And I'll have a Singapore Sling.
Hey, Jerome. Excuse me, Jerome.
Hi. Do you think you could sing "Happy Birthday"?
- Who's the birthday kid? - Actually, it's Hippo's birthday.
- You want me to sing to a Hippo? - Yeah.
- I'll take care of it. - Thank you.
All right. What do we got? Skulls.
Another round of double-cherry Shirley Temples.
Oh, no, no. At 12.50 a pop, I don't think so.
And this is for you, Helen. Compliments of the gentleman right over there.
Thank you.
- OK, here we go. - Oh, wow.
For the hippo.
Happy birthday
to you
Aw, yeah. Happy birthday to you
Hip-pa-pa-Hip-pa-pa-Hippo
Happy
Birthday
to
you
Yay!
- Yay. Blow out the candle. - Yay!
- Wait! Nilma! - Everybody get in the car.
- Wait. I forgot the money for their lunch. - No, no. I packed lunch. I packed lunch.
If they wanna buy a book or something...
You relax. You're a free woman. Go and have fun.
We should be back at five o'clock from the museum.
Have fun.
Hi, Helen. You wanna play some dominoes with me and Artie over sandwiches?
Oh, no. I got so much I have to do. Thank you.
Well, maybe another time.
- Helen. - Hey.
I'm... I'm fine. I was just, um...
Trying to see if you had the nerve to drop in on me, after you gave me the Heisman?
- What? - Heisman. Whoa, back off.
Oh. I know, but...
- Are you free? - What?
- Are you free? - No. Actually, I'm not.
Got a lunch date.
You can come with me, though.
Pastor Dan, the holy goalie, just checked Father Rodriguez.
We have a guest referee with us today, ladies and gentlemen.
He's a ten-year veteran of the Ice Capades.
Mr Scotty Buttons.
We got your back.
Score is still six to six.
Goal by Rabbi Levine.
Yeah!
Join us next week when the Clergy of the Cloth take on the Storming Mormons.
There were literally four people living in a shoebox apartment
cos they couldn't make the rent. It's so expensive. It's ridiculous.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I had a really wonderful time.
Dan.
I'm sorry. It's a little weird, don't you think?
What? Because I'm a pastor?
Well, you know, I usually get the freaky women who are turned on by it
or the guilt-ridden ones who can't get over it.
You don't think I'm sexy?
- Cos I'm not a party-hopping kinda guy? - I didn't say that.
Stop it.
Let me tell you something.
I got news for you, little lady.
I'm sexy.
Yeah. I'm a sexy man of God,
and I know it.
Hold it.
Now, that was kinda sexy.
Um, Nilma,
have you met the principal of our school?
- Hi. - Hi.
Hi.
- I gotta go. Thank you. - Yeah. Thank you.
So, uh... I guess we're all getting As.
- Yeah! - All right, OK.
Go, Helen! Go, Helen!
" I'm a fool for you, baby A fool for your love
" I'm just a fool for you, baby There's something about us
" I'm just a fool for you, baby
" And nothing's gonna change
" And maybe it's my sweetest pain
" My sweetest pain
" Fool for you, baby It's driving me nuts
" Uh-uh-uh-uh
" Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
- It's really not that big of a deal, Dan. - Hey, she was caught making out with BZ.
- OK, not so good. - While cutting class.
- Also not so good. - In a balcony in my church.
How can I come down on her
for something we were caught doing a few days ago?
Because you're the adult and she's the child.
She's gotta know you're serious. Kids need boundaries. You know that.
But, Aunt Helen, it's a big deal that a senior asked me to the prom.
I mean, what do you want me to do? Find another senior?
Yes.
Audrey, I wanna treat you like an adult, but I do not want you to go to the prom with BZ.
If you go with him, I'll be very disappointed.
- OK. - OK.
- So, will you help me find a dress? - Yes, I'll find you a dress.
OK.
- In the balcony of the church? - Seemed like a good idea at the time.
- You are so going to hell. - Hey.
Spider.
OK. Cradle.
All right, guys. Shoot.
Whoo!
OK. Hit the showers.
Henry, pick up the balls.
Hey. Gimme one of those.
Come on.
Let's go. Take a shot.
Come on. You gotta get fired up for your game.
I am. Can't you tell?
Yahoo.
Oh, Henry.
OK. Henry?
Let's talk.
You used to love to play sports.
Sit down.
You and your dad used to play basketball till it was too dark to even see the hoop.
Even when I missed, he'd always count it.
He called it "Giving me the benefit of the dark."
- It's OK to smile about it. - No, it's not.
- And it's OK to play sports. - No.
- Why? - Because he can't play any more.
Because everyone kept saying Mom and Dad are up in heaven
and they're looking down on us always.
Well, if he is, I'm not gonna make him feel bad about not playing.
Like if you're having a good time without him, you're rubbing it in?
Yeah.
Henry. The only thing sadder than them not being here
is knowing that by not being here, you're not doing what you love.
- They want you to be happy. - But then it's like I'm just forgetting them.
No, it's not.
No.
Cos every time you smile,
or laugh,
or enjoy your life,
it makes their dreams come true.
Besides, if they are looking down,
you really want them to be stuck watching a lousy game?
No. My dad hates a lousy game.
Come on.
Yeah!
Yes. I am the senior-class treasurer. And I just...
I want to say that I'm very honored to be taking Audrey to my prom tonight.
I want you to know that.
Thank you.
Breathe.
Hey. Take a look. I got a wig on.
I'm gonna come out now.
How do I look?
You look just like your mother.
Thank you, Peter.
- OK. We're gonna go. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I wanna... We have to have a picture.
OK, get closer. Smile.
All right, welcome to the senior prom - Bridges of Friendship.
Coming up next: ladies' choice.
I hear there's actually some punch in the vodka.
Guys, your choice later.
- Who is it? - Prom king.
Hey, I thought we could have our own little prom. Where's the little kids at?
They're sleeping.
Doesn't the principal have to police the prom?
Don't worry. LaGambina's looking out for Audrey.
What is this?
" Down here the river
" Meets the sea
" And in the sticky heat I feel you
" Open up to me
" Love comes...
- I should get it. - OK.
Hello.
What?
Uh... What? I-I'm sorry.
Can you hear me now? Yes. This is Mrs LaGambina.
Yeah, hi. I don't mean to worry you, but Audrey's not here.
She arrived with Peter, but she seems to have gone off with BZ.
I understand. Thank you for calling.
Dan. That was the school. Audrey left the prom with BZ.
And they overheard some kids saying BZ was bragging about taking her to a motel.
- What motel? - They wouldn't say.
OK. They're gonna tell me. Just come here.
- I just... It's just that I knew it. - Don't worry.
I'll call you from the prom. Don't worry.
Audrey.
Ed, do you know that a lot of celebrities are knitting now? Isn't that interesting?
- Wow.
- Hello. - Ed. It's Helen.
I need Jenny.
It's Helen.
Really?
Hello?
- Hey. - What have you found out?
Thank you.
- So what do you know? - Nothing yet.
Dan's at the gym, trying to see if he can get something out of BZ's friends.
No. Thank you for your time.
Jenny, we have called over 20 motels. BZ has a car, he could be anywhere.
They could be in the middle of Ronkonkoma for all we know.
- Did you let her have a credit card? - No.
OK. What about your credit cards? Check your wallet.
I'm having a banana.
- My Visa's gone. - OK.
I'm gonna call Visa and check your recent activity. If she's used it, they'll know where.
- Quite the detective. - No, I'm a mom.
- I need your help, Nilma. - Let me at 'em.
No, no. Could you watch Henry and Sarah, please? I'll explain later.
Ravi, just watch the kids. I'm going to help Helen again, OK?
Look, if you don't tell me, I'm gonna suspend your asses so long,
you're gonna be getting social security when you graduate.
Where are they?
Jenny, I'm sorry you had to come all the way out.
It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
- Audrey? - Helen. I know where they are.
Dan. So do we. We're halfway there.
OK. I'll meet you.
No, no. This is something I have to do by myself.
- I should come with you. - Dan, please. Pretty...
Hello?
We're getting closer. It's just down the street.
There it is.
- I don't know. I don't know, lady. - Gimme the key.
Look, there's laws against these things.
There's laws against renting rooms to minors. Now gimme the key.
- I don't want any trouble, now. - Gimme the key.
- I need that key back. Don't forget it. - What? Do you think I wanna live here?
I'd rather sleep in a field, you crazy man. Come on.
- Now, he said they're in 205, OK? - OK.
- You gotta go in there both guns blazing. - I know.
- Rip 'em a new one, OK? - I know. I got it.
- Take charge and get her outta there. - OK.
OK, so just say "housekeeping" or something, get the door open.
I can't do it.
What?
I can't do this. I can't go in there. She's gonna hate me.
- She's gonna hate you if you don't. - I can't do it.
Jenny, I'm not you, OK? I can't do it.
Please, just...
Please.
OK. OK.
- Housekeeping. - We're already asleep.
Could you come back in the morning, please?
Aunt Jenny. What are you doing here? How did you find...
You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car.
Stay. Ten...
You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.
No. But I love you very much
and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now.
- Seven, six... - But we're not ready to go yet.
You're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this?
I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent?
I don't think so.
Four,
three...
Are you happy? You just ruined my entire life.
Well, we'll fix it later.
Two...
- You. - Chill out, Mommy.
- Hey. - It's all good.
- Don't you talk to me like that. - It's just prom.
You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again,
I can and will bury you so far in the ground
that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass.
- Do you understand me? - Yes, ma'am.
By the way, you're not a bad person,
but this is very bad behavior.
Very bad behavior.
Go away. I'm never speaking to either of you.
She's gonna be fine. She's gonna be just fine.
It was so nice to meet you. And thank you for your help.
- Sure. - So. Come here.
So I'll just come pack up the kids in the morning, and, um...
You're doing the right thing.
You are.
OK.
So good night.
Good night, Jenny.
You want me to make you a cup of tea?
No, thanks.
I think it would be best for me if you just go.
Why?
I'm not a mom.
I'm not girlfriend material. I'm not brave.
I'm not anything you need.
- Hey, Helen. - No, please.
Don't.
Please, Dan.
OK. So, then, if you wanna come on Sunday, great, and you just figure that out.
All right? And then say goodbye to the kids.
Hey.
You make sure Hippo has a night-light so he doesn't get scared in the dark, OK?
- Henry. - Don't worry about it.
OK.
I know you're mad.
I'd be mad too.
But, really, Audrey, I'm only thinking of you.
I got you guys something.
I thought you might like it.
That's darling.
OK, say goodbye to Helen.
Ibsen wrote, "Not all women are meant to be mothers."
And I have to say, I agree with him. Fashion and family do not mix.
But, you know, there can be exceptions.
Exceptions?
- Would you like some tea? - No, thank you. Exceptions like...?
Tinka.
She wants you to be her agent, of all things.
And, as she is one of our biggest earners right now, well...
I want you back.
Press on this thing. Makes that big boom sound. Softer. OK? Softer.
Thanks.
" And I'm running out of time
" I can feel that it's the season
" It's time to make up my mind
" And I can't really tell you what I'm gonna do
" There are so many thoughts in my head
" There are two roads to walk down and one road to choose
" So I'm thinking over the things that you've said
" I'm thinking over the things
- Hey, Helen. - Hey.
You calling it a night or want to go eat?
No, I'm just gonna go home.
" Thinking over
" Thinking over the things that you've said
" I'm thinking over
" Thinking over
" Thinking over the things
" Am I ready for forever?
" Oh, God, show me a sign
" Cos if we're to be together
" Then it's got to be divine
" And I can't really tell ya
" What I'm gonna do
" Cos there are so many thoughts in my head
" There are two roads to walk down and one road to choose
" So I'm thinking over the things that you've said
" I'm thinking over the things
" Thinking over
" Thinking over the things that you've said
" And I'm thinking over
" Thinking over
" Only you know if he's the one for me
" So many thoughts in my head
" There are two roads to walk down and one road to choose
" I'm thinking over
Mm-mm. Smells like sunshine.
Hi, I'm Mickey Massey. Um... I've been married for a long time now,
but my wife and I don't have any children, so my cars became my babies.
I know. That sounds obsessive.
But you don't know the joy I feel when I find them a good home.
I mean, look at these beauties. What's not to love?
Massey Motors. Come visit us. I love my cars. And you will, too.
Massey Motors. In Queens.
Now back to the Saturday six o'clock movie.
- Phone call, Mr Massey. It's your wife.
Thank you. Thank you, Sharon. Hello, Diane.
Oh, please. I look like I always do.
Good night, Tim. Thank you very much.
Sure I will... Hold on a minute.
- Hi. - Helen, you've come back to work.
Oh, no. No. Mickey, I need to borrow a car desperately. It's an emergency.
- Sure. Use one of the test drives. - OK.
Hey, you were great on TV.
Sure, I looked great, but did I sell any cars? I'm sorry.
- Eddie, I need this car. - You can't take this car. It's Mr Massey's...
I know, but it's the only one with a full tank of gas. I have to go.
What movie star did I look like? Well...
Helen, I think you misunderstood.
Ed. Ed, who do we know with a Jaguar?
Could be a celebrity coming to knit with you.
- Origami, Origami. Shh.
- Origami.
Helen.
- I'm here for my kids. - OK. I'm listening.
I don't know who I am any more without them. I need them and I want them back.
OK, let me see if I've got that.
You need them because you want them,
because you don't know who you are without them.
See, all I'm hearing is "you, you, you."
But this can't be about you. It has to be about them.
What don't you understand? I love those kids.
Whether or not you love them was never the question.
It was whether or not you could raise them.
The power to take the kids back is yours.
This is not a power struggle between you and me.
This is me asking you to do the right thing for everyone.
The kids aren't packed. It's too late for them to go anywhere tonight, anyway.
Ed, can you let Origami out?
Come on. The bases are loaded. Jeter's up.
I'll be right back. Ed.
I mean, don't you hear him?
Hi.
Hey, Henry, Audrey. I miss you guys.
- You guys heard all that? - Yeah, we did.
Hey, you left Irwin back at our place. Why?
It's not really Irwin.
My Irwin had a skull and crossbones that I drew on his stomach.
Why didn't you say something?
Seemed you didn't want me to know.
Sarah, honey, why don't you go play with turtle and figure out a name for him?
I just couldn't stand the idea of you losing something else you cared so much about.
Can I put him in a bowl?
Yeah.
Sarah, you wanna help Henry with the turtle?
Can I name him Hippo?
Why do you want to name everything Hippo?
Because I can spell it.
Audrey, sweetie, can you do me a favor and get me your wallet?
Why?
Could you just do it, please?
Open it up and give me your fake ID.
- Why? - Because I said so, that's why.
I'm not gonna give it to you. I'm not a child.
Yes, you are.
You are a child, Audrey, and you have a right to a childhood
and you should fight for it. But if you won't, then I will. Now, give me your ID.
That was very adult of you.
You tricked me. I thought you were on my side, but you're just like her.
I hate you.
Do you hear me? I hate you.
Well,
I'm just gonna have to live with that.
Well, we don't have to decide this tonight.
Jenny. What are you doing?
At first, I didn't agree with this letter,
but...
Sit down.
No, I think I'll swing. In fact, you know what they say?
- What? - It's not over till the fat lady swings.
See? I can make a joke.
"Dear Jenny,
if you're reading this, you know that I am gone,
and I asked Helen to be the guardian for the kids."
And you're probably freaked about it.
Yes, it's a surprising choice,
considering that you are the most incredible mother I've ever known.
If you find this letter odd, understand that my always-be-prepared Paul
convinced me to write it now, while our children are young.
You must know from experience that when it comes to picking
somebody else to raise your kids,
no one seems right.
No one is you.
And so you choose someone who is most like you.
Someone that will give the kids a taste of their real mom.
The mom they lost and never really got to know.
In so many ways, we are so much alike.
That's why I chose Helen.
They're all yours.
Of course, she'll have lots of fights with the kids,
yet she'll find a way to make up.
Welcome to the mamahood.
I know sometimes she messes things up and makes big mistakes.
On the other hand, she also makes big comebacks.
Respect her, Jenny. Give her a shot.
We're family, and I'm counting on you to keep everyone together.
I know Helen will certainly need some help
learning how to be a mother to my kids,
but I've got you for that,
and who could be better?
OK.
After all, you raised Helen.
You'll teach her how to be a mom. Just like you taught her how to tie her shoes.
I can still hear you telling her:
"The bunny goes around the tree and into the burrow."
Pull tight.
Yes!
It's about time, Sarah.
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